Because what redheads want, redheads get.

Also, office pranks can get really elaborate sometimes.

Pumpkin violence below the jump!



The Red Harvest


Because what do you do with leftover Halloween pumpkins?

Around here we paint ’em black, fill ’em with blood, and blow ’em to bits.

Because, y’know, tradition.

Pumpkins are great for this because they are already full of stringy glop and seeds and stuff that just adds to the overall effect. Plus our special blood formula (brightened a bit for the purposes of the video) is marvelously glutinous and creates these huge translucent sheets of flying gore.



You might think that this would make a tremendous mess.

You would be right.

— Bob out.